Did you know one of the most insulting things you can tell a person in Chicago is that they have London Warts? Seriously, nothing is worse than being labelled as a wart from across the pond. I went to a new client recently which is in a large downtown office building. As usual, I needed to check in with the front desk and get a visitors badge for the week . I hand over my drivers license so they can enter in my name and what not, and I must have done something really wrong because this is what I received in return.
Really? I can live with the London, happens all the time. But Warts? Come on. I’ve got to walk around with the thing all week.
UPDATE BY MOLLY: You know the lady creating the badges tries to do this to everyone… she needs to make her day a bit more exciting! I’d be Milly Warts… to which Landon replied “Oh, A Million Warts. I’d much rather be a wart from London than have a million”.








